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Paparazzi Interrupts Super Boiled Chicken


11:36 AM: I order a super boiled chicken burrito with no beans, no cheese, and extra hot sauce.
11:38 AM: I sit down to eat.
11:40 AM: The Paparazzi arrives, intimidates me with a large lens.
11:42 AM - 11:55 AM: I hurriedly eat my burrito, avoiding swarming, screaming fans.
It's all because of my fame. Curse this celebrity business.
Tuesday, May 10, 2005 by Jonah.