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Burrito Inflation: Cheaper Than A Lawyer
Food prices are on the rise, and burritos are no exception. But it's not worth starting a riot. Especially not if you are:
- Unassisted
- At Taco Bell
- Armed with a BB gun
Police tear gassed the room and apprehended the suspect, who will be charged with three counts of attempted capital murder.
($1.49 - $0.99) x 7 = $3.50
$3.50 < Attorney good enough to get this guy off the hook
Full story here. Thanks to Jessie for the tip.
This entry is filed in {News}.Tuesday, March 22, 2011 by Jonah.
